Thoughts best kept to one's self. Shared, anyway

take a step into my real life. the truth is better than fiction. i am a total fuck up. i leave the truth for you to decide. this is the truth. i just almost died.

oh my god
i just almost died!
i just ate so fast
i vomitted
mark under cooked the rice
and I started choking!
and puked like
TEN TIMES
out of my nose and everything
seriously
oh my god
i came on to blog about it
because it was so weird
i HATE puking
so much
i still have rice in my nose!
and NO voice
i sound like a 50 year old smoker
i'm still burping!
just laugh at me
for taking a big spoon full of undercooked rice
its not funny
it was scary as shit
i'm just glad i'm smrt
and knew to go throw myself over the toilet
mark was trying to kill me
he told me to drink more water
and i was like
NOPE
i'm pukin
it wasn't really like real choking
that's the thing
it was practically like
anofelatic shock or whateverlike asthma
i just cooked the rice for a little longer, i'm overchewing it.
ha! i'm still eating it.